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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness

“Mira la Soledad”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Katasia

Regional Influence: Superpower

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The Republic of Aquilonia-Caithness is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 41.558 billion Aquilonia-Caithnessians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aquilonia-Caithness City. Income tax is unheard of.

The thriving Aquilonia-Caithnessian economy, worth a remarkable 3,371 trillion flayed chinchilla skins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, extremely specialized black market in Gambling and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,134 flayed chinchilla skins, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, the most popular stadium acts are one-off performances, exports of chewing gum are inexplicably falling, and citizens are deeply regretting challenging the government to be honest about its intentions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Aquilonia-Caithness's national animal is the phoenix, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Aquilonia-Caithness is ranked 11,706th in the world and 3rd in Katasia for Smartest Citizens, with 85.05 quips per hour.

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Most Stationary: 27thLargest Gambling Industry: 53rdLargest Populations: 195thHealthiest Citizens: 315thLongest Average Lifespans: 407thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 555thMost Secular: 663rdRudest Citizens: 1,338thLowest Crime Rates: 1,419thNudest: 1,802ndMost Beautiful Environments: 1,826thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 3,698thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,860thHighest Economic Output: 4,814thLargest Black Market: 5,090thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,599thMost Influential: 6,221stMost Cultured: 7,862ndBest Weather: 8,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,564thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,938thSmartest Citizens: 11,706thMost Patriotic: 11,985thMost Armed: 13,099thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 17,846thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,536thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,239th

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