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The PS2 Puppet of Aqualagoon

“Stop reading my motto!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The PS2 Puppet of Aqualagoon is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service, ban on automobiles, and fear of technology. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.323 billion Aqualagoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Administration, Spirituality, and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Education aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 35.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aqualagoonian economy, worth a remarkable 1,645 trillion Raindrops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 197,752 Raindrops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Constipated-looking politicians are uptight about potty mouths, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, wildlife near farms is slowly becoming extinct, and the full title of Hon Leader Vcte Mgve MF PPALM GCAE runs to several pages. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aqualagoon's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Aqualagoon is ranked 221,481st in the world and 8,428th in the South Pacific for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring -26.98 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 30thHighest Crime Rates: 81stMost Primitive: 82ndMost Armed: 99thMost Devout: 121stMost Subsidized Industry: 171stMost Rebellious Youth: 358thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 402ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 530thBest Weather: 555thMost Corrupt Governments: 924thMost Efficient Economies: 1,224thMost Avoided: 1,447thLargest Black Market: 1,785thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,827thTop
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Nudest: 3,245thFattest Citizens: 3,715thHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,909thMost Authoritarian: 5,952ndHighest Average Incomes: 6,468thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,543rdMost Income Equality: 9,037thHighest Economic Output: 9,682ndTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,760thMost Extreme: 21,301stMost Conservative: 21,500th
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 12th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 21st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the regionMost Avoided: 31st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 37th in the regionLargest Black Market: 38th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 88th in the regionFattest Citizens: 97th in the regionNudest: 111th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 162nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 239th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 314th in the regionLargest Populations: 350th in the regionMost Income Equality: 404th in the regionTop
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Most Extreme: 520th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 574th in the region

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