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The PS2 Puppet of Aqualagoon

“Stop Reading My Motto!”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow


The PS2 Puppet of Aqualagoon is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Shrub with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, lack of airports, and ban on automobiles. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.169 billion Aqualagoonians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Florapolis. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Aqualagoonian economy, worth a remarkable 4,372 trillion Raindrops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 359,288 Raindrops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Quiet professionalism has returned to the nation's armed forces, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, a signed affidavit from a prominent anti-corruption advocate declares that she is in fact a crook after all, and the new intercity submarine SSN Trout Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Aqualagoon's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Food.

Aqualagoon is ranked 260,171st in the world and 10,416th in the South Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 0.1 quips per hour.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 1stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1stMost Ignorant Citizens: 13thMost Subsidized Industry: 29thHighest Crime Rates: 37thMost Devout: 40thMost Primitive: 48thMost Armed: 52ndMost Avoided: 113thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 117thBest Weather: 120thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 144thMost Rebellious Youth: 163rdHighest Poor Incomes: 302ndMost Corrupt Governments: 402ndMost Efficient Economies: 413thLargest Black Market: 439thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 539thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 847thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,294thHighest Average Incomes: 1,361stTop
Highest Economic Output: 3,201stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,824thLargest Governments: 4,742ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,509thMost Authoritarian: 5,898thNudest: 6,612thMost Income Equality: 9,939thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,204thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15,566th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Devout: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 24th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 30th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 47th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 67th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 78th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 127th in the regionNudest: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Populations: 286th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 301st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 339th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 398th in the regionMost Extreme: 467th in the regionMost Income Equality: 472nd in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 607th in the region

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