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The Socialist Republic of AquaHeart

“Sivge ých ph¨m fmul voep tnÓd ých snex phops¨n voem!”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: Anteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Socialist Republic of AquaHeart is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by O¨zen ┘veteze with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, national health service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.053 billion Aquarians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Musiqov˛t. The average income tax rate is 76.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming AquaHeartian economy, worth 254 trillion Aquarian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 83,360 Aquarian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and government solves problems by tossing money at the nearest geek. Crime is totally unknown. AquaHeart's national animal is the wandering albatross, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

AquaHeart is ranked 72,747th in the world and 86th in Anteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 81.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Least Corrupt Governments: 4,537thMost Pacifist: 5,892ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,115thMost Influential: 7,959thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,960thBest Weather: 8,246thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,556thNicest Citizens: 9,216thSafest: 9,405thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,432ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,681stLargest Publishing Industry: 9,928thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,592ndMost Inclusive: 10,672ndHealthiest Citizens: 11,340thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,606thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 12,512thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,762ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,281stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,629thMost Cultured: 15,623rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,823rdSmartest Citizens: 19,942ndMost Subsidized Industry: 20,684thMost Developed: 21,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 23,046th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11th in the regionMost Pacifist: 11th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 14th in the regionBest Weather: 14th in the regionTop
Most Rebellious Youth: 18th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 20th in the regionNicest Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionSafest: 26th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 26th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 27th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 28th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 29th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 31st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 32nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the region

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Endorsements Received: 19 » Lesser Velutaria, Hatstheput, Blechingia, Qazhshava, Gadorien, Whitmarche, Southern Velutaria, Halsuntria, Bro Wyned, Kistolia, Kentalis, New Sebronia, Fallooplesburg, Shadoveil, Wellsenfaile, Montecaro, Abjekistan, The New Bulgarian Order, and Foxomexra.