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The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky |
“Amō Amōrem”
Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Papastan |
Regional Influence: Power |
The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Applejack the Apple Queen with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 12.754 billion AppleJackyians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Canterlot. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient AppleJackyian economy, worth a remarkable 4,117 trillion Bits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 322,851 Bits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly, and knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AppleJacky's national animal is the Doge, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ponyism.
AppleJacky is ranked 2,879th in the world and 4th in Papastan for Highest Economic Output, with 4,117 trillion Standard Monetary Units.
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AppleJacky, knitters are arrested for carrying needles in their bags.
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AppleJacky, relations with Dàguó have warmed from frosty to chilly.
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AppleJacky, heirs who take too long in the bathroom are declared missing and presumed dead.
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AppleJacky, the nation's democracy attracts huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
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AppleJacky, the nation's politicians are acknowledged as the most polite in the region to the dismay of comedians everywhere.
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AppleJacky, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
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AppleJacky, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes.
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AppleJacky, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
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AppleJacky, a vast monorail network carries people all over the country.
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AppleJacky, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.