Spotlight on:
The Lucky Savannahs of Apexiala Wildlife Reserve |
“Lucky”
Category: Tyranny by Majority | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Safari |
Regional Influence: Vassal |
The Lucky Savannahs of Apexiala Wildlife Reserve is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.194 billion Apexiala Wildlife Reserveans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Apexiala Wildlife Reservean economy, worth 264 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 63,150 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Santa Claus's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apexiala Wildlife Reserve's national animal is the Rudolf Reindeer Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Apexiala Wildlife Reserve is ranked 81,148th in the world and 1st in Safari for Most Stationary, with 597.55845784012 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve's influence in Safari fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve's influence in Safari rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Apexiala Wildlife Reserve's influence in Safari fell from "Truckler" to "Vassal".