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The Lucky Savannahs of Apexiala Wildlife Reserve

“Lucky”

Category: Tyranny by Majority
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Safari

Regional Influence: Vassal

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The Lucky Savannahs of Apexiala Wildlife Reserve is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Santa Claus with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, fear of technology, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.194 billion Apexiala Wildlife Reserveans enjoy great social freedoms and frequent elections, where the majority of the populace regularly votes to increase its benefits at the expense of various hapless minorities.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Environment, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of North Pole. The average income tax rate is 84.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Apexiala Wildlife Reservean economy, worth 264 trillion Candy Canes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Pizza Delivery industry. Average income is 63,150 Candy Canes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Santa Claus's recent "I have a dream that we will fight them by raking muck on the beaches" speech seems a little derivative to many, the nation's biggest export is stupidity, couch potatoes are considered to be model citizens, and the nation grinds to a halt for afternoon tea. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Apexiala Wildlife Reserve's national animal is the Rudolf Reindeer Elf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Apexiala Wildlife Reserve is ranked 81,148th in the world and 1st in Safari for Most Stationary, with 597.55845784012 days.

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Most Primitive: 627thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,158thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,003rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,743rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,751stLargest Welfare Programs: 4,867thMost Pacifist: 5,716thMost Secular: 6,978thBest Weather: 7,201stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,632ndMost Cultured: 9,688thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,756thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,687thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 12,792ndNicest Citizens: 13,007thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,350thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,793rdHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,501stHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,803rdTop
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Most Conservative: 15,113thLowest Crime Rates: 18,955thHighest Food Quality: 20,948thMost Advanced Public Education: 24,752ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,893rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 28,488thMost Corrupt Governments: 28,590th
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Income Equality: 6th in the regionTop
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Most Patriotic: 7th in the regionMost Extreme: 8th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 9th in the region

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