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The Loosely Associated Colors of Apathypartyland

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The Loosely Associated Colors of Apathypartyland is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, frequent executions, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 44.084 billion Apathypartylandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Education, although Spirituality and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.5%.

The powerhouse Apathypartylandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,580 trillion monetary units a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 103,905 monetary units, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 360,637 per year while the poor average 21,840, a ratio of 16.5 to 1.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume, and 'The Anti-Government Hour' is a popular programme on many of Apathypartyland's radio stations. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Apathypartyland's national animal is the mammal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Apathypartyland is ranked 285,342^nd in the world and 2^nd in PEEL Colonial Territories for Safest, scoring 2.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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