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The Republic of AoE II Long Swordsman |
“From Many, One”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Very Strong |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Location: Age of Empires II |
Regional Influence: Negotiator |
The Republic of AoE II Long Swordsman is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working, cynical population of 1.198 billion AoE II Long Swordsmanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 52.9%.
The very strong AoE II Long Swordsmanian economy, worth 60.0 trillion rupees a year, is quite specialized and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,067 rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.
Eminent domain has been abolished, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, and enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AoE II Long Swordsman's national animal is the leopard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
AoE II Long Swordsman is ranked 123,305th in the world and 4th in Age of Empires II for Smartest Citizens, with 32.97 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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AoE II Long Swordsman, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice.
- : Following new legislation in
AoE II Long Swordsman, forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left.
- : Following new legislation in
AoE II Long Swordsman, grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps.
- : Following new legislation in
AoE II Long Swordsman, eminent domain has been abolished.
- : Following new legislation in
AoE II Long Swordsman, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections.
- : Following new legislation in
AoE II Long Swordsman, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla.
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AoE II Long Swordsman, kindergartners' favourite dance move is the stop-drop-and-roll.
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AoE II Long Swordsman, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in
AoE II Long Swordsman, wedding bands come in pairs to form wedding manacles.
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AoE II Long Swordsman was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".