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The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia

“Our country is better than our old one”

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The Liberty Paradise of Anticountriopia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Great Leader with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, fear of technology, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.725 billion Anticountriopians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Great Leader's Funland. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Anticountriopian economy, worth a remarkable 5,985 trillion Anticountriopians a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 436,077 Anticountriopians, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,084,348 per year while the poor average 3,925, a ratio of 1,040 to 1.

Door-to-door salesmen are frequently beaten up by 'vigilantes', distant and obscure male relatives succeed to the Anticountriopian throne, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, and midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Anticountriopia's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Great Leader's cult.

Anticountriopia is ranked 260,329^th in the world and 4^th in Solidaritat for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -81.42 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

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