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The Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred

“Food poisoning and mad cow disease.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: Troll Cave

Regional Influence: Hermit

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The Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.812 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Law & Order and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 5,150 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 584,505 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The might of the entire Annihitese Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, warning signs caution Trolls where they may fall off 'the edge of the world', and it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Annihitor the Incred offered the words "peace be upon you". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 208,712th in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Least Corrupt Governments, with 0.66 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11thMost Ignorant Citizens: 40thHighest Poor Incomes: 51stMost Corrupt Governments: 61stMost Devout: 103rdLargest Mining Sector: 140thHighest Average Incomes: 149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 158thMost Primitive: 191stLargest Black Market: 195thMost Avoided: 215thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 234thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 239thLargest Governments: 281stMost Armed: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 341stLowest Crime Rates: 635thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,031stHighest Economic Output: 1,687thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 2,240thMost Efficient Economies: 3,164thMost Authoritarian: 3,508thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,747thNudest: 4,122ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,123rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,405thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,820thMost Conservative: 5,218thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,024thTop
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Most Extreme: 12,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,486th

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