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The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred

“Nuke the incompetent, launch the unready.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: Troll Cave

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Abominable Dreadstomp of Annihitor the Incred is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Superior Leader Annihitor the Incred with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.27 billion Trolls are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of what anyone sees. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Annihitese economy, worth a remarkable 5,545 trillion everywheres a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 598,267 everywheres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Betting pennies on games of Go Fish is considered deviant, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, and oddly simian-looking religious thugs beat up anyone who suggests humans are related to monkeys. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Annihitor the Incred's national animal is the what gives the name, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is when much many.

Annihitor the Incred is ranked 220,527th in the world and 1st in Troll Cave for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -1938.56 on the Hayek Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14thMost Ignorant Citizens: 44thMost Corrupt Governments: 52ndHighest Poor Incomes: 62ndMost Devout: 81stHighest Average Incomes: 140thLargest Mining Sector: 149thMost Valuable International Artwork: 174thLargest Black Market: 176thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rdMost Primitive: 208thMost Avoided: 225thLargest Governments: 243rdMost Armed: 283rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 297thLowest Crime Rates: 498thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,004thHighest Economic Output: 1,545thTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 2,266thMost Efficient Economies: 2,823rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,982ndMost Authoritarian: 3,487thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,840thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,947thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,007thNudest: 4,114thMost Conservative: 4,922ndTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,435thMost Extreme: 16,336thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,656th

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