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The Republic of Anne Spiegel

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The Republic of Anne Spiegel is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 342 million Germans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Industry, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Berlin. The average income tax rate is 24.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Anne Spiegelian economy, worth 36.1 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 105,576 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

Polite commuters on the Berlin Metro always let hurried workers off the train first, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, and new government leaflets tell coeliac children to eat more crisps. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Anne Spiegel's national animal is the Aquila, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Anne Spiegel is ranked 15,526^th in the world and 68^th in Goddess White for Smartest Citizens, with 72.22 quips per hour.

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