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The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅowʏ ԍᴜv'мıⁿт ᴀԍєⁿтs of Animal Farmerica

“Interfering in the World since 1917”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Zombie Research Institute

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Dᴀяк sʜᴀᴅowʏ ԍᴜv'мıⁿт ᴀԍєⁿтs of Animal Farmerica is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Bo Jiden with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, ubiquitous missile silos, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.636 billion Muricans are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New York. The average income tax rate is 1.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Murican economy, worth a remarkable 3,337 trillion Dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 244,727 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

It's surprisingly hard to find pictures of the bad haircuts from President Bo Jiden's childhood, the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone, playing an online nation simulation game legally obliges you to buy the creator's latest novel, and the official Murican Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child. Crime is totally unknown. Animal Farmerica's national animal is the Bald Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Lex Lutheran Christianity.

Animal Farmerica is ranked 10,030th in the world and 4th in Zombie Research Institute for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 100.09 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 915thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,060thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,107thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,173rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,275thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,477thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,812thFattest Citizens: 1,824thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,232ndTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,638thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,672ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,733rdMost Avoided: 3,877thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,135thHighest Average Incomes: 4,226thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,305thHighest Economic Output: 4,917thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,945thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,999thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,191stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,345thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,821stLargest Mining Sector: 6,732ndRudest Citizens: 7,252ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,725thMost Armed: 8,265thHighest Poor Incomes: 9,384thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,560thMost Efficient Economies: 10,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 12,054thTop
Largest Black Market: 16,460thSmartest Citizens: 19,120thLargest Populations: 22,999thLargest Gambling Industry: 24,350th
Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the region

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