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The Empire of Anglinstan

“u suk Liberulz”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The Alliance of Dictators

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Empire of Anglinstan is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor Bentley Anglin II with an iron fist, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, flagrant waste-dumping, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 1.987 billion Anglinstanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blancesia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 17.2%.

The all-consuming Anglinstanian economy, worth 344 trillion Anglins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 173,594 Anglins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 565,592 per year while the poor average 40,112, a ratio of 14.1 to 1.

Organ donation is compulsory, poets and writers are regularly rounded up and shot for entertainment, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, and the nation's government buildings are remarkable for being ugly concrete boxes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Anglinstan's national animal is the Neckbeard Troll, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Anglinism.

Anglinstan is ranked 260,145th in the world and 111th in The Alliance of Dictators for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring -15.81 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 793rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,276thMost Primitive: 1,446thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,503rdFattest Citizens: 1,740thMost Avoided: 1,782ndMost Patriotic: 1,827thLargest Mining Sector: 1,847thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,218thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,357thMost Armed: 2,391stTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,046thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,291stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,431stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,167thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,603rdLargest Retail Industry: 8,028thMost Conservative: 9,093rdMost Secular: 10,492ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,638thLargest Black Market: 10,696thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 10,811thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,048thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 14,397thMost Authoritarian: 20,493rd
Most Primitive: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Avoided: 9th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the region

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