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The Completely Failed State of Angbhand

“Move along, citizen.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: the Rejected Realms

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Completely Failed State of Angbhand is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Endymion with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, deadly medical pandemics, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.939 billion Angbhandians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry, Education, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sylvania. The average income tax rate is 95.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Angbhandian economy, worth an astonishing 14,472 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 806,785 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Complaining about Christmas music in October is a ho-ho-horrendous crime, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Angbhand's national animal is the worg, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Angbhand is ranked 24,586th in the world and 673rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Income Equality, scoring 75.63 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Highest Poor Incomes: 18thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29thHighest Average Incomes: 57thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 79thMost Patriotic: 92ndMost Corrupt Governments: 93rdLargest Black Market: 96thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107thLargest Retail Industry: 137thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 144thLargest Mining Sector: 181stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 213thMost Avoided: 217thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 247thLargest Information Technology Sector: 275thMost Secular: 304thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 318thMost Armed: 352ndHighest Economic Output: 387thMost Efficient Economies: 398thLargest Agricultural Sector: 476thFattest Citizens: 503rdLargest Governments: 697thMost Subsidized Industry: 879thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 963rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,168thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,183rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,516thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,710thMost Influential: 2,683rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,804thTop
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Smartest Citizens: 3,360thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,039thRudest Citizens: 5,460thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,930thMost Authoritarian: 5,952ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,433rdHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 10,198thMost Conservative: 13,473rdTop
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Nudest: 16,006thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,902ndLowest Crime Rates: 19,456thMost Developed: 20,757thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 21,210thLargest Populations: 21,681stMost Income Equality: 24,586th
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 10th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 12th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionMost Armed: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20th in the regionLargest Governments: 21st in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 31st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 61st in the regionTop
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Smartest Citizens: 74th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 98th in the regionRudest Citizens: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 141st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 197th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 213th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 235th in the regionLargest Populations: 341st in the regionMost Extreme: 353rd in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 400th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 431st in the regionMost Developed: 471st in the regionNudest: 482nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 494th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 496th in the regionMost Income Equality: 673rd in the region

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