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The CIDAO of Anarchyst


Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Nipper


The CIDAO of Anarchyst is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by CIDAOZINHO with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.534 billion o locos enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BLANGLADESH. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Anarchystian economy, worth a remarkable 4,245 trillion BARRA DE OUROES a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Information Technology and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 273,275 BARRA DE OUROES, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Intellectual snobbery has the cognoscenti sneering at anyone who doesn't have an opinion on the semiological drift of Umberto Eco's works, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, the official Anarchystian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, and fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarchyst's national animal is the SAFADAO, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Spiritism.

Anarchyst is ranked 5,269th in the world and 256th in Lazarus for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 16,439.83 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Largest Welfare Programs: 7thMost Advanced Public Education: 9thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24thMost Advanced Public Transport: 28thMost Rebellious Youth: 116thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 173rdMost Beautiful Environments: 203rdBest Weather: 263rdMost Subsidized Industry: 293rdMost Developed: 334thMost Compassionate Citizens: 352ndNicest Citizens: 365thLongest Average Lifespans: 375thHealthiest Citizens: 435thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 479thHighest Crime Rates: 525thHighest Average Tax Rates: 538thLargest Black Market: 597thMost Pacifist: 601stMost Cultured: 602ndSmartest Citizens: 712thMost Cheerful Citizens: 721stLargest Governments: 952ndMost Secular: 955thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,423rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,620thTop
Highest Economic Output: 2,737thHighest Average Incomes: 2,742ndHighest Poor Incomes: 4,466thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,269thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,099thMost Inclusive: 7,467thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,487thMost Armed: 9,409thTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,020thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,971stLargest Populations: 15,498thRudest Citizens: 22,906th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Pacifist: 21st in the regionMost Cultured: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 24th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 25th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 28th in the regionLargest Black Market: 36th in the regionMost Secular: 36th in the regionLargest Governments: 48th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 52nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 128th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 143rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 217th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 256th in the regionMost Inclusive: 342nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 398th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 416th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 450th in the regionLargest Populations: 453rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 504th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 540th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 740th in the region

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