Spotlight on:
The Lucky Holy White Christmas of Anarcho-primitive4 |
“Moon, Friendship, Nationstates, Brains, Lucky”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Corrupted |
Location: Balder |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Lucky Holy White Christmas of Anarcho-primitive4 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The People with a fair hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 5.248 billion Anarchists live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Administration, although Industry and Spirituality are also considered important, while Law & Order and Education are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient An Anarchist economy, worth a remarkable 1,000 trillion baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 190,565 baht, with the richest citizens earning 6.5 times as much as the poorest.
Burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people, atheists on vacation find Yes's scriptures make useful doorstops, and everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Anarcho-primitive4's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yes.
Anarcho-primitive4 is ranked 345,504th in the world and 16,463rd in Balder for Smartest Citizens, with 0.23 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Anarcho-primitive4, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties.
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, atheists on vacation find Yes's scriptures make useful doorstops.
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, city sidewalks are crowded with overweight people.
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
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Anarcho-primitive4 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
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Anarcho-primitive4 changed its national capital to "Capital", its faith to "Yes", its leader to "The People", its motto to "Moon, Friendship, Nationstates, Brains, Lucky", and its nation type to "Lucky Holy White Christmas".
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, the nation is cleaning up after a national night of celebration left most people with headaches and dim memories (Anarcho-primitive4 has found 4 easter eggs).
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, politicians tend to speak more loudly and slowly these days.
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in.
- : Following new legislation in
Anarcho-primitive4, takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears.