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The Free Land of Amphibians

“Conquer the land, but never leave the water”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Free Land of Amphibians is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 412 million Amphibians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amphibiatropolis. The average income tax rate is 55.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Amphibian economy, worth 23.7 trillion Mushrooms a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 57,406 Mushrooms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All government facilities are built in the subterranean citadel of Amphibiatropolis, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Amphibians, and schoolchildren's "what I did on my holidays" essays tend to be somewhat homogeneous. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Amphibians's national animal is the Snail, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amphibians is ranked 102,219th in the world and 3,563rd in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 19.24 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,270thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,350thMost Influential: 9,465thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 13,192ndMost Income Equality: 13,908thNicest Citizens: 14,206thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,191stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,942ndMost Inclusive: 16,933rdBest Weather: 17,006thMost Pacifist: 17,982ndMost Beautiful Environments: 19,699th
Least Corrupt Governments: 247th in the regionTop
Largest Publishing Industry: 425th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 478th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 488th in the regionNicest Citizens: 507th in the regionBest Weather: 567th in the regionMost Income Equality: 591st in the regionMost Inclusive: 601st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 613th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 632nd in the regionMost Influential: 699th in the regionMost Pacifist: 719th in the regionNudest: 761st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 66 » Tsunamy, Holota, Marinho Islands, Erinor, Qvait, Margila Islands, Tepertopia, Concrete Slab, Aidenfieeld, Shuckle Empire, Nowa Europa, Land Without Shrimp, Bleakfoot, Bawkie, Corgitopiaa, Treir, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Greater Scottdascoda, Yeses, Amerion, Belschaft, Libedistan, Wehraboos, Freedoom, Rebel-topia, Aumeltopia, Beepee, PenguinPies, Westenhald, Jehenna, Tofino, Levistian, Sedunn, Carrelie, Western Fardelshufflestein, New Belgrade, Tughampton, Gonrati, Volaworand, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Dai Han, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Farengeto, LadyRebels, Purple Hyacinth, Ipugao, Ebonhand, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Doge Land, and 16 others.Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Taigama, Kaleidescooptopia, Auphelia, Beblahbleblo, Rhetiaa, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, North Prarie, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, and The Stickmin Empire.