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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad |
“An equal opportunity hate group.”
Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Outlawed |
Location: The New Inquisition |
Regional Influence: Dealmaker |
The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.355 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 34,838 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,044,473 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,577,231 per year while the poor average 224,021, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, and Followers of Joseph have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.
Americad is ranked 240,181st in the world and 10th in The New Inquisition for Most Secular, with 3.84 Atheism Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, Followers of Joseph have become death, the destroyer of worlds.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces".
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Americad's influence in The New Inquisition rose from "Instigator" to "Dealmaker".
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, the roundel of the Josephic Air Force has become an internationally recognized symbol of destruction.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, an increasing number of citizens believe the world is flat.
- : Following new legislation in
Americad, business leaders commend the government for enacting an emissions reduction strategy that reduces no Josephic emissions at all.