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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad

“An equal opportunity hate group.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The New Inquisition

Regional Influence: Power


The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.733 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 37,609 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,052,519 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,474,354 per year while the poor average 238,547, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

The government insists that bizarre Lilliputian language game shows were made domestically, red rinses are frequently applied to grey hair, rabbits are known to spontaneously explode without warning, and only clowns with PhDs from clown college can advise Joseph on Americad's coulrophobia epidemic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 18,869th in the world and 2nd in The New Inquisition for Smartest Citizens, with 64.8 quips per hour.

Largest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Black Market: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 10thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 18thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 20thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24thMost Patriotic: 28thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 39thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 72ndMost Subsidized Industry: 120thLargest Governments: 131stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 134thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 139thMost Corrupt Governments: 143rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 206thMost Advanced Public Transport: 226thMost Efficient Economies: 240thMost Avoided: 268thLowest Crime Rates: 281stFattest Citizens: 410thHighest Average Tax Rates: 676thLargest Retail Industry: 1,054thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,088thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,204thMost Stationary: 1,444thLargest Populations: 1,572ndTop
Most Devout: 3,835thMost Primitive: 4,265thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,485thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,077thRudest Citizens: 7,959thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,015thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,226thMost Influential: 11,198thTop
Most Conservative: 14,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 16,723rdSmartest Citizens: 18,869thMost Authoritarian: 19,348thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,640thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,639thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,900thMost Developed: 23,955th

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