Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad

“An equal opportunity hate group.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Location: The New Inquisition

Regional Influence: Dealmaker


The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.355 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 34,838 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,044,473 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,577,231 per year while the poor average 224,021, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, and Followers of Joseph have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 240,181st in the world and 10th in The New Inquisition for Most Secular, with 3.84 Atheism Rate.

Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4thLargest Insurance Industry: 4thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5thLargest Black Market: 5thHighest Average Incomes: 8thLargest Mining Sector: 9thHighest Economic Output: 10thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 22ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 38thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 52ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdMost Subsidized Industry: 86thLargest Governments: 108thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 117thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 119thMost Avoided: 121stMost Corrupt Governments: 130thMost Efficient Economies: 199thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 202ndLowest Crime Rates: 252ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 254thFattest Citizens: 408thHighest Average Tax Rates: 609thLargest Retail Industry: 877thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 912thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,153rdMost Stationary: 1,567thLargest Populations: 1,621stTop
Most Devout: 4,017thMost Primitive: 4,404thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,512thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,658thRudest Citizens: 6,701stMost Conservative: 8,215thMost Developed: 10,297thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,827thMost Influential: 11,018thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,143rdLargest Publishing Industry: 15,858thMost Authoritarian: 16,242ndLongest Average Lifespans: 17,987thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,060thLargest Gambling Industry: 20,301stSmartest Citizens: 21,106th
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: