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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad

“An equal opportunity hate group.”

Category: Corporate Police State
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Location: The New Inquisition

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, enslaved workforce, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.104 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 32,782 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,021,125 monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,267,371 per year while the poor average 47,415, a ratio of 153 to 1.

Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, labour strikes are routinely squashed by police, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 22,453rd in the world and 5th in The New Inquisition for Largest Information Technology Sector, scoring 14,604.03 on the Fann-Boi Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 5thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6thLargest Black Market: 7thLargest Mining Sector: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13thHighest Economic Output: 14thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17thLargest Agricultural Sector: 17thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 25thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 43rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 46thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 54thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 85thMost Subsidized Industry: 96thLargest Governments: 104thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 111thMost Corrupt Governments: 127thMost Avoided: 128thMost Efficient Economies: 201stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 218thLowest Crime Rates: 249thMost Advanced Public Transport: 275thFattest Citizens: 440thHighest Average Tax Rates: 614thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 878thLargest Retail Industry: 987thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,263rdMost Stationary: 1,642ndLargest Populations: 1,668thTop
Most Devout: 3,552ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,159thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,161stRudest Citizens: 5,683rdMost Conservative: 5,772ndMost Primitive: 5,969thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,898thMost Developed: 10,923rdTop
Most Influential: 11,250thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,435thMost Extreme: 18,829thLargest Gambling Industry: 21,102nd
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the region

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