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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad

“An equal opportunity hate group.”

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The Unassuming Puppet State of Americad is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 33.355 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 34,838 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 1,044,473 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 3,577,231 per year while the poor average 224,021, a ratio of 16.0 to 1.

Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, the typical murderer weighs 150kg and has hairy arms, it's usual for grandparents to stay in the family home with their descendants but younger children are often frightened of them, and Followers of Joseph have become death, the destroyer of worlds. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Americad's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Americad is ranked 240,181^st in the world and 10^th in The New Inquisition for Most Secular, with 3.84 Atheism Rate.

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