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The Best Limit Breaking Patriots of Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica

“When do I get ma money?”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Unheard Of
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Location: Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos

Regional Influence: Negotiator


The Best Limit Breaking Patriots of Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by First Citizen Jack Freedom with an even hand, and notable for its restrictive gun laws, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 19.209 billion Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeericans are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The minute, moralistic, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Spirituality and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Center of the Universe. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerican economy, worth a remarkable 1,714 trillion crisp dollar bills a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Average income is 89,244 crisp dollar bills, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 638,892 per year while the poor average 4,062, a ratio of 157 to 1.

Citizens must pay to enjoy Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica's pristine beaches, Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica's Medieval Faire is renowned as one of the best in the region, Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica has designated The Center of the Universe as its capital city, and Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica successfully hosted the Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos Olympics. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica's national animal is the majestic eagle at the moment of victory and its national religion is unfiltered patriotism.

Ameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerica is ranked 187,371st in the world and 37th in Quiet Cottage on the Edge of the Cosmos for Nudest, with 54.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,220thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,192ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,108thHighest Crime Rates: 7,209thLargest Populations: 7,263rdLargest Gambling Industry: 8,311thMost Stationary: 8,601stHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,016thHighest Economic Output: 9,195thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10,882ndTop
Most Pro-Market: 17,145thMost Conservative: 17,598thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 20,403rdHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 21,515thLargest Retail Industry: 21,726thMost Influential: 21,902nd
Most Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 3rd in the region

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