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The Boer Republic of Alvenia

“Ex Unitate Vires”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Very Good
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Location: Osiris

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The Boer Republic of Alvenia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Adriaan Visser with an iron fist, and remarkable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 1.443 billion Alvenians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hawedorp. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alvenian economy, worth 152 trillion Boermarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 105,760 Boermarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means, students and teachers are regularly stopped and searched for symbols of religious affiliation before class, hedge fund managers are diversifying into herbaceous borders, and body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alvenia's national animal is the Antelope, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Alvenia is ranked 131,928th in the world and 5,208th in Osiris for Largest Populations, with 1.44 billion Capita.

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,637thTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,870thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 14,335thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,539thMost Cultured: 15,459thLargest Publishing Industry: 17,875thHighest Drug Use: 19,270thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,201stNicest Citizens: 21,202nd
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 82nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 247th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 344th in the regionTop
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 689th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 704th in the region

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