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The Central European States of Alpinia-Balatonia

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The Central European States of Alpinia-Balatonia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 1.525 billion Alpino-Balatonians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Welfare, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.2%.

The strong Alpino-Balatonian economy, worth 95.2 trillion UsAB Forints a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 62,410 UsAB Forints, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 251,521 per year while the poor average 10,350, a ratio of 24.3 to 1.

100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past, most people suffer from some form of hearing loss, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, and charged suspects often have to wait years before the courts have room to judge their trial. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpinia-Balatonia's national animal is the Ram, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Alpinia-Balatonia is ranked 129,645^th in the world and 1^st in Oceanum aeternum for Most Extreme, scoring 20.76 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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