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The Emperor of Alpha Wolf

“Power to the wolf crown!!!!!!!!”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
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Location: The Wolf Clan

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Emperor of Alpha Wolf is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Emperor Alpha Van Wolf with an even hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 12.28 billion Alpha Wolfians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpha Wolf City. The average income tax rate is 92.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Alpha Wolfian economy, worth a remarkable 2,227 trillion Wolfmarks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 181,370 Wolfmarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Shivering secretaries type letters under torrential downpours in open-roof offices, schoolchildren must pass a six-month Ethics and Safety Committee Assessment before they are allowed to mix baking soda and vinegar, human tissue is grown in vats as a delicacy as well as for transplants, and urban entrepreneurs are busy introducing cockroaches into restaurant kitchens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpha Wolf's national animal is the Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pagan.

Alpha Wolf is ranked 193,552nd in the world and 39th in The Wolf Clan for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 41.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 162ndTop
Most Armed: 2,476thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,584thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,289thMost Devout: 3,416thMost Efficient Economies: 3,704thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,016thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,146thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,748thLargest Black Market: 4,882ndMost Corrupt Governments: 5,156thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,255thLowest Crime Rates: 5,343rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 5,567thLargest Governments: 5,619thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,364thHighest Economic Output: 6,476thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,006thHighest Average Incomes: 8,161stLargest Mining Sector: 8,396thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,874thHighest Poor Incomes: 12,220thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,344thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 15,387thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,108thHealthiest Citizens: 16,224thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 16,397thSmartest Citizens: 16,663rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,363rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,568thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 18,037thMost Influential: 19,021stMost Conservative: 19,584thLargest Populations: 20,342nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionLargest Populations: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the region

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