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The Dictatorship of Alpajuli of Ciangsans

“Jalesveva Jayamahe”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Dictatorship of Alpajuli of Ciangsans is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, barren, inhospitable landscape, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 616 million Alpajulis are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Komplek Angkatan Laut Ciangsans. The average income tax rate is 75.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Alpajuli of Ciangsansian economy, worth 76.6 trillion Pejus a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,340 Pejus, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

People think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day", Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Alpajuli of Ciangsans as a reminder of their "special relationship", it's best to say "yes" if the arbiter asks "what are you, a moron?", and administrative districts are increasingly defined by their taste in housing architecture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpajuli of Ciangsans's national animal is the Hantu Laut, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alpajuli of Ciangsans is ranked 238,349th in the world and 11,604th in The North Pacific for Highest Crime Rates, with 2.18 crimes per hour.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 414thLargest Mining Sector: 2,441stMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,525thMost Influential: 2,593rdTop
Nudest: 2,796thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,879thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,112thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,453rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,830thMost Patriotic: 9,134thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,824thMost Cultured: 13,242ndTop
Most Authoritarian: 14,063rdMost Subsidized Industry: 14,308thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,696thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,275thMost Devout: 19,198thMost Developed: 19,640thLargest Black Market: 19,773rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,800thLargest Governments: 22,794thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,875thMost Advanced Public Education: 23,972ndHighest Average Incomes: 24,377thLongest Average Lifespans: 26,680th
Largest Mining Sector: 61st in the regionNudest: 77th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 165th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 190th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 196th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 250th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 346th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 358th in the regionMost Patriotic: 358th in the regionLargest Black Market: 369th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 455th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 549th in the regionMost Devout: 624th in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 674th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 692nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 742nd in the regionMost Influential: 743rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 823rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 859th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 982nd in the regionMost Developed: 1,011th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1,022nd in the regionLargest Governments: 1,043rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1,093rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1,188th in the region

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