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The Marauding Machines of Alorgaze

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Psychotic Dictatorships

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Marauding Machines of Alorgaze is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kaledrone X with an iron fist, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.215 billion Gazians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alorgan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 89.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alorgazean economy, worth a remarkable 2,695 trillion Agands a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 433,657 Agands, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,629,870 per year while the poor average 80,546, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Students everywhere have been despairing after the recent ban on video games, tourists on boat cruises can't figure out why they smell so fishy afterward, the domestic version of the Paddington Bear movie was a far shorter and bloodier tale, and slavers view "what did your last slave die of" as a request for a demonstration. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alorgaze's national animal is the Gazian Cobra, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.

Alorgaze is ranked 258,076th in the world and 97th in Psychotic Dictatorships for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.41 bananas ingested per day.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 355thLargest Insurance Industry: 360thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 382ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 469thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 544thMost Conservative: 557thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 620thHighest Average Incomes: 684thMost Corrupt Governments: 792ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 857thMost Secular: 891stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 995thLargest Black Market: 1,043rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,129thMost Armed: 1,137thLargest Mining Sector: 1,239thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,456thMost Patriotic: 1,468thMost Avoided: 1,469thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,543rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,700thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,304thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,706thFattest Citizens: 2,820thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3,170thLargest Governments: 3,733rdMost Efficient Economies: 4,524thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,601stLargest Retail Industry: 4,658thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,843rdHighest Economic Output: 6,602ndSmartest Citizens: 6,924thMost Authoritarian: 7,675thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,380thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8,701stMost Valuable International Artwork: 9,145thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,154thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 18,991stMost Developed: 21,001stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 22,574th
Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Secular: 4th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7th in the regionMost Armed: 7th in the regionMost Conservative: 8th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 10th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the region

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