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The Socialist Republic of Almughavar Catalan

“A puppet of Greater Vietnam”

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The Socialist Republic of Almughavar Catalan is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Dictatorship of the proletariat with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 11.779 billion Almughavar Catalanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camp of Socialist. The average income tax rate is 74.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almughavar Catalanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,818 trillion Alms a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 154,357 Alms, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, airplanes have giant grilles on their noses to knock drones out of their path, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, and the government's foreign policy statements are less threatening than a World Assembly cease-and-desist letter. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almughavar Catalan's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almughavar Catalan is ranked 9,892^nd in the world and 615^th in Osiris for Safest, scoring 121.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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