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The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo

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The Zombie Hunters of Almonaster Nuevo is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Alejandro de las Torres Altas with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, national health service, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.352 billion Nuevanos are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Environment, and Industry also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mizumigari. The average income tax rate is 35.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Nuevan economy, worth an astonishing 15,244 trillion fracts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 419,370 fracts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Advertisements for jobs in the sciences run in fashion magazines, religious terrorism is considered to be an Act of God by insurance companies, the nation's smallest loonball teams trade draft picks for a free lunch, and endangered bison are herded across the border to prevent them from trampling on native prairie grass. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Almonaster Nuevo's national animal is the loon, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almonaster Nuevo is ranked 117^th in the world and 1^st in Canada for Most Beautiful Environments, with 10,459.33 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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