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The Incorporated States of Almighty Money

“Get rich quick or die trying”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Minnow


The Incorporated States of Almighty Money is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 3.26 billion Money Grubbers are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Moneyian economy, worth 637 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 195,680 monies, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,636,379 per year while the poor average 4,543, a ratio of 360 to 1.

Almighty Money's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region, the diplomatic corps stinks, pedants defending Leader observe that psychopaths and sociopaths aren't exactly the same thing, and residents of newly dried out bays live in fear of leaky dikes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Almighty Money's national animal is the Eugene Krabs, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Almighty Money is ranked 2,162nd in the world and 100th in Lazarus for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 14,478.19 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Highest Wealthy Incomes: 899thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 969thLargest Retail Industry: 1,575thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,776thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,824thRudest Citizens: 1,980thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,162ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,196thFattest Citizens: 2,386thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,502ndMost Avoided: 2,642ndTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,966thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,466thNudest: 3,602ndMost Corrupt Governments: 4,093rdMost Devout: 4,963rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,433rdLargest Mining Sector: 6,149thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,564thMost Efficient Economies: 7,407thHighest Average Incomes: 7,970thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,205thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,433rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11,679thMost Conservative: 12,687thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,833rdMost Patriotic: 12,971stTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 15,995thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,117thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,742ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,298thLargest Black Market: 21,343rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,909thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,052ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,330th
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 50th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 80th in the regionRudest Citizens: 91st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 100th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 103rd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 110th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 120th in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 124th in the regionFattest Citizens: 129th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 131st in the regionNudest: 142nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 185th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199th in the regionMost Devout: 201st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 255th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 257th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 306th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 324th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 376th in the regionMost Conservative: 383rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 397th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 410th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 430th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 537th in the regionMost Patriotic: 616th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 640th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 643rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 661st in the region

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