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The Imperial Namouist State of Almerdonia

“Per populum, pro populus.”

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Location: nasunia

Regional Influence: Instigator


The Imperial Namouist State of Almerdonia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Empress Leia I with an iron fist, and notable for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.75 billion Almerdonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valencia de la Almarhunja. The average income tax rate is 56.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Almerdonian economy, worth 243 trillion Euro Almarhunjas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,211 Euro Almarhunjas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days, penniless buskers are singing for their supper, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, and EULAs remind customers that "Private Mode" is a browser setting rather than a promise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Almerdonia's national animal is the Vanilla Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Namouist Catholicism.

Almerdonia is ranked 157,874th in the world and 25th in nasunia for Most Avoided, scoring 0.71 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 1,685thTop
Most Armed: 3,521stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,971stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,147thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10,767thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,243rdHighest Poor Incomes: 14,203rdMost Developed: 14,437thMost Devout: 14,648thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,698thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,928thLargest Black Market: 14,928thLowest Crime Rates: 15,386thHighest Average Incomes: 15,734thMost Efficient Economies: 15,748thLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,779thLargest Retail Industry: 15,812thMost Scientifically Advanced: 16,706th
Most Armed: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the region

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