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The Protectorate of AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs

“All Your Base Are Belong to Us”

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The Protectorate of AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs is a gargantuan, efficient nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 11.22 billion BelongUsians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The thriving AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUsian economy, worth 802 trillion Zero Wings a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Gambling. Average income is 71,536 Zero Wings, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 211,995 per year while the poor average 18,951, a ratio of 11.2 to 1.

Public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, a small country is wondering where their capitol building's gold dome went, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, and the latest "must-have" uPhone is 1/4 mm thinner than last year's uPhone. Crime is moderate. AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs's national animal is the cats, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

AllYourBaseAreBelongtoUs is ranked 210,858^th in the world and 20^th in Memeverse for Safest, scoring 32.99 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.

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