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The Almighty Allirian Kingdom of Allistair Union

“Hail Shielring, the Empire, and Almighty Karullan.”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The Land of Kings and Emperors

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Almighty Allirian Kingdom of Allistair Union is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Almighty Emperor Ascanor with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, national health service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.188 billion Allirians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shielring. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Allirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,335 trillion Sovereigns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 377,430 Sovereigns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The act of reporting blasphemy is known as 'Orthodoxxing', sending sick politicians "Get Well Soon" cards is considered bribery, the nation's new currency features full-length portraits of Almighty Emperor Ascanor in ermine and velvet garb, and Air Allistair Union is rumored to receive more government funding than the Allirian Air Force. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Allistair Union's national animal is the Astrunovian Crow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Karullan Faith.

Allistair Union is ranked 204,971st in the world and 569th in The Land of Kings and Emperors for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 9.41 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 202ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 237thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 344thHighest Poor Incomes: 411thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 589thMost Subsidized Industry: 640thMost Advanced Public Education: 661stMost Corrupt Governments: 673rdLowest Crime Rates: 677thLargest Black Market: 709thMost Developed: 804thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 809thHighest Average Incomes: 914thLongest Average Lifespans: 954thHighest Average Tax Rates: 991stLargest Governments: 1,082ndMost Devout: 1,214thHealthiest Citizens: 1,533rdTop
Most Efficient Economies: 2,196thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,218thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,257thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,395thMost Authoritarian: 2,405thLargest Insurance Industry: 2,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,899thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,211thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,686thBest Weather: 3,709thSmartest Citizens: 3,721stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,095thMost Influential: 4,811thMost Conservative: 5,525thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,573rdHighest Economic Output: 6,091stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,405thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,775thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 10,879thMost Extreme: 12,413thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,769th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10th in the regionBest Weather: 10th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionMost Devout: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 13th in the regionMost Conservative: 14th in the regionMost Influential: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 21st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23rd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 34th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 49th in the region

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