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The Protectorate of All Districts

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The Protectorate of All Districts is a gargantuan, cultured nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, daily referendums, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 10.978 billion All Districtsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Districtian Captial. The average income tax rate is 47.7%.

The powerhouse All Districtsian economy, worth a remarkable 1,039 trillion commonalities a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Tourism, Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 94,704 commonalities, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, contestants on All Districts's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent, and the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Districts's national animal is the moncom, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

All Districts is ranked 60,323^rd in the world and 11^th in Seven To Many for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 2,119.28 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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