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The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless

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Location: Big Farma

Regional Influence: Squire


The Artwork Recycling Device of All Cards are Worthless is a massive, orderly nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.143 billion Shredders are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 70.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient All Cards are Worthlessian economy, worth 682 trillion Banks a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 164,673 Banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Press conferences always end with standing ovations and rapturous applause, homeowners are evicted to make way for new runways, a lack of funding for new shows has turned television into 24/7 re-runs, and you can bet your bottom dollar that gambling will cost you an arm and a leg. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. All Cards are Worthless's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

All Cards are Worthless is ranked 8,771st in the world and 1st in Big Farma for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 8 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 1,243rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,673rdLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,744thMost Primitive: 1,826thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,959thLargest Mining Sector: 2,548thTop
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,982ndMost Corrupt Governments: 3,665thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,908thLargest Black Market: 4,072ndMost Avoided: 6,102ndMost Armed: 6,942ndNudest: 7,618thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,468thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,771stHighest Poor Incomes: 10,672ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,759thHighest Average Incomes: 12,144thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,612thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 13,106thMost Secular: 14,643rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16,374thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,867thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,951stLargest Governments: 21,854thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,223rd
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Secular: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12th in the regionTop
Most Armed: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 20th in the regionFattest Citizens: 21st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22nd in the region

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