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The Armed Republic of Alinn |
“Alinn Before Any”
Category: New York Times Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Democratic Socialist Assembly |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Armed Republic of Alinn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by President Gabriella Sindevir with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.486 billion Alinnians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alinn City. The average income tax rate is 68.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Alinnian economy, worth 430 trillion alisks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 123,404 alisks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
Industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Alinn, and a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Alinnian politicians. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alinn's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Alinn is ranked 16,968th in the world and 101st in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,115.76 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Alinn, a suspicious number of John Smiths are known to donate to Alinnian politicians.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, East Lebatuckese luxury goods are plundered by the working class of Alinn.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, computer users are buried daily in thousands of unsolicited emails.
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Alinn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry and Largest Welfare Programs.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, industry tycoons rarely hide their misdeeds due to the government's habit of bailing them out.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, preservative-laden Alinnian cheeses will be as edible when archaeologists dig them up next millennium.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, passionate nomination battles are often as intense as general elections.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
- : Following new legislation in
Alinn, large sections of Alinn have been named national reserves to protect the native tribes living there.
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Alinn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Most Scientifically Advanced.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » Democratic Republic of Kohland,
Veyoris,
Talamia,
Dekks,
AtlasBarfed,
Silabar, and
Venovica.