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The Irken Colony of Alienmarky

“We Poke Badgers With Spoons”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Eurth

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

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The Irken Colony of Alienmarky is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Cthulhu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 15.224 billion Alienmarkyians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brizzle. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 85.0%.

The Alienmarkyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,360 trillion Squeedlyspooches a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,382 Squeedlyspooches, with the richest citizens earning 7.1 times as much as the poorest.

Alienmarkyians seem to be catching more chills, people have become comfortably numb, politicians accost strangers in the street to ask their problems, and there's never enough space in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alienmarky's national animal is the GIR, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alienmarky is ranked 156,158th in the world and 216th in Eurth for Most Stationary, with 139.6252925842 days.

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Best Weather: 2,322ndMost Beautiful Environments: 2,425thTop
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Healthiest Citizens: 3,969thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,909thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,942ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,527thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,695thSmartest Citizens: 7,711thHighest Food Quality: 8,455thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,784thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,093rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,470thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,720thMost Cultured: 11,948thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,498thLargest Black Market: 14,111thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,197thTop
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Most Pacifist: 14,938thLowest Crime Rates: 16,613thMost Secular: 17,070thMost Inclusive: 17,129thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,184thHighest Economic Output: 20,165thMost Valuable International Artwork: 20,438thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,800thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 21,015thLargest Governments: 22,424thLargest Populations: 26,080th
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Most Beautiful Environments: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 15th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 18th in the regionMost Pacifist: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 22nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 24th in the regionMost Inclusive: 27th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 30th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 30th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the region

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