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The Thievery of Alice Parker

“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 20.566 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 848 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,241 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,395 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 17,478th in the world and 413th in the South Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 15.94 Obesity Rate.

Most Pro-Market: 5thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 7thMost Politically Free: 8thHighest Drug Use: 10thMost Extreme: 459thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,619thTop
Most Stationary: 3,014thNudest: 7,914thLargest Populations: 8,409thRudest Citizens: 8,838thMost Influential: 12,285thTop
Fattest Citizens: 17,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,040thHighest Economic Output: 24,766th
Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 51st in the regionMost Stationary: 52nd in the regionLargest Populations: 68th in the regionTop
Nudest: 175th in the regionRudest Citizens: 286th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 405th in the regionFattest Citizens: 413th in the regionMost Armed: 478th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 651st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 770th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 791st in the regionMost Avoided: 800th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 806th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 821st in the regionMost Influential: 836th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,014th in the region

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