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The Thievery of Alice Parker

“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.253 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.6%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 652 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 42,747 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 414,467 per year while the poor average 212, a ratio of 1,948 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 78,297th in the world and 2,856th in the South Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,272.71 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5thMost Pro-Market: 5thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 6thMost Politically Free: 9thHighest Drug Use: 9thMost Extreme: 479thTop
Most Stationary: 3,599thNudest: 4,640thRudest Citizens: 7,413thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8,574thMost Influential: 9,353rdLargest Populations: 9,357thMost Armed: 11,302ndFattest Citizens: 11,721stLargest Black Market: 12,046thHighest Crime Rates: 12,747th
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 9th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 63rd in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionNudest: 148th in the regionLargest Black Market: 181st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 199th in the regionRudest Citizens: 213th in the regionMost Armed: 239th in the regionFattest Citizens: 258th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 311th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 357th in the region

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