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The Thievery of Alice Parker

“Sometimes bad guys are the only good guys you get.”

Category: Anarchy
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Thievery of Alice Parker is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.168 billion Thieves live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The large, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.7%.

The strong Alice Parker economy, worth 708 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 41,241 Dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 280,395 per year while the poor average 2,215, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Crime is a problem. Alice Parker's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alice Parker is ranked 68,762nd in the world and 3,402nd in the South Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.56 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Extensive Civil Rights: 6thMost Pro-Market: 7thMost Politically Free: 9thHighest Drug Use: 10thMost Extreme: 485thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,646thTop
Most Stationary: 3,332ndNudest: 7,160thRudest Citizens: 8,171stLargest Populations: 9,056thTop
Most Influential: 11,521stFattest Citizens: 15,249th
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 10th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 45th in the regionMost Stationary: 61st in the regionLargest Populations: 80th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 254th in the regionNudest: 267th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 396th in the regionTop
Fattest Citizens: 425th in the regionMost Armed: 491st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 621st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 690th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 749th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 759th in the region

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