Spotlight on:
The Republic of Algebar |
“Inb4 9003 drops to rare”
Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: accessing |
Regional Influence: Hermit |
The Republic of Algebar is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its public floggings, zero percent divorce rate, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 8.678 billion Algebarians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Algebarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,543 trillion 9003s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 177,810 9003s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 664,555 per year while the poor average 33,321, a ratio of 19.9 to 1.
Former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense, business is banging at no-tell motels, and glamping Algebarians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Algebar's national animal is the 9003, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Algebar is ranked 56,196th in the world and 1st in accessing for Most Stationary, with 786.9722046708 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Algebar was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, glamping Algebarians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, business is banging at no-tell motels.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, foreign countries consider stepping on their grass to be a serious offense.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, a cyber-war between file sharers and the music industry formats hard drives across the country.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, paralegals spend all day Hewlett-Packing attorneys' law briefs.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, factories place endangered birds in their rafters in pursuit of government protections.
- : Following new legislation in Algebar, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams.