Spotlight on:

National Flag

The Theocratic Aristocracy of Aleister

“As Her hand fell upon Urth, so did our grace.”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: The East Pacific

Regional Influence: Squire


The Theocratic Aristocracy of Aleister is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Volkhv Eldridge with an iron fist, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, lack of airports, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 6.312 billion Aleistaris are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Education and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pont Aven. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The thriving Aleistari economy, worth 492 trillion ⚵ Jade Nudoes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is 77,952 ⚵ Jade Nudoes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 297,435 per year while the poor average 14,134, a ratio of 21.0 to 1.

Visitors to Violet Rock City are stunned to learn that they must memorize the "99 Principles" before entering, justice is available only to those who can afford its price tag, the comic book series 'Volkhv Eldridge and the Villainous Corporate Cronies' is a best-seller, and employers may fire workers without giving any reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aleister's national animal is the Gondwannan Hoatzin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Order of Naamah.

Aleister is ranked 149,830th in the world and 6,148th in The East Pacific for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -11.22 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Most Influential: 1,121stTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,888thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,135thHighest Crime Rates: 3,482ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,960thFattest Citizens: 6,486thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,927thMost Avoided: 6,937thLargest Retail Industry: 7,402ndTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 8,378thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,509thLargest Insurance Industry: 10,615thMost Armed: 11,122ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 11,790thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 13,061stHighest Drug Use: 14,516thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,959th
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 40th in the regionMost Influential: 47th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionTop
Highest Crime Rates: 68th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 96th in the regionMost Avoided: 115th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 125th in the regionFattest Citizens: 129th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 148th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 163rd in the regionMost Armed: 198th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 232nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 243rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 278th in the regionLargest Populations: 284th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 338th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 339th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 366th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 388th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 417th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 454th in the regionNudest: 553rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 563rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: