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The Red Coalition of Alcala-Cordel

“Sorry for the inconvenience, but this is a revolution.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The DankLeft Commune

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Red Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Nikolia with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 2.853 billion Alcali are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth 444 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an impressive 155,908 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, calling dibs is an unalienable right, the nation's leader is normally just referred to as "snuggle-wuggle-huggy-bear", and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcala-Cordel is ranked 242,446th in the world and 73rd in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Mining Sector, scoring -22 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 187thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 530thLeast Corrupt Governments: 740thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,177thMost Compassionate Citizens: 1,218thNicest Citizens: 1,301stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,344thMost Inclusive: 1,430thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,669thBest Weather: 1,669thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,146thMost Advanced Public Education: 2,147thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,375thMost Cheerful Citizens: 2,406thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,437thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,611thMost Developed: 3,060thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,148thSafest: 3,191stHealthiest Citizens: 3,430thLargest Governments: 3,834thSmartest Citizens: 4,288thMost Pacifist: 4,811thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,064thMost Influential: 5,184thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,898thMost Cultured: 6,047thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,850thLowest Crime Rates: 7,090thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,492ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,920thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,800thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,409thMost Secular: 11,012thTop
Most Armed: 12,329thHighest Average Incomes: 13,000thMost Income Equality: 15,166thMost Efficient Economies: 15,244thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,367thHighest Drug Use: 17,548th
Most Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd in the regionMost Developed: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 4th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Armed: 5th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 6th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 21 » Lennonia, Guaylandia, Friithnicity, The Anrchist Phillipines, Mouken Kronsstan, Peoples Papal States, Demkoia, Volykos, Bananaplace, Neathernma, Greater Toronto, Niveusium, MesoAmerican cultures, Prozitia, Wardogs Of Past, The Scandinavian Peoples Republic, Astpor, Upper Astra, United Clans of Chad, Maypilak, and Jjuj.