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The Sultanate of Albania2


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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Sultanate of Albania2 is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Skanderbeg 2 with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, infamous sell-swords, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.513 billion Albania2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana 2. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 63.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Albania2ian economy, worth 218 trillion good boy points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,628 good boy points, with the richest citizens earning 7.7 times as much as the poorest.

Suppression of pro-democracy protests is a daily occurrence, all footpaths have tollbooths, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", and homesickness is thought to be a waterborne illness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Islam 2.

Albania2 is ranked 197,747th in the world and 6,471st in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -159.06 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most Patriotic: 2,735thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,805thMost Influential: 3,919thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,644thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,068thMost Corrupt Governments: 6,162ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,459thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,651stMost Conservative: 6,940thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,241stLargest Retail Industry: 10,065thLargest Black Market: 10,547thTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 12,462ndMost Authoritarian: 13,689thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,337thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 14,906thHighest Average Incomes: 15,601stLowest Crime Rates: 16,790thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,419thLargest Information Technology Sector: 20,974thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,401st
Most Patriotic: 70th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 130th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 165th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 195th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 216th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 228th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 254th in the regionMost Conservative: 317th in the regionLargest Black Market: 322nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 334th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 387th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 436th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 444th in the regionMost Influential: 486th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 487th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 499th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 503rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 510th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 592nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 645th in the regionLargest Governments: 701st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 705th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 735th in the region

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