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The Sultanate of Albania2


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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Sultanate of Albania2 is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its aversion to nipples, flagrant waste-dumping, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 817 million Albania2ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirana 2. The average income tax rate is 47.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Albania2ian economy, worth 103 trillion good boy points a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,822 good boy points, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, anyone dissenting from the state ideology is declared "mentally ill" and whisked away in a straitjacket, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Albania2's national animal is the Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Albania2 is ranked 230,133rd in the world and 7,774th in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,474thMost Conservative: 5,947thMost Influential: 6,123rdMost Avoided: 7,012thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,372ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,607thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,676thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,999thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,617thLargest Retail Industry: 9,619thMost Authoritarian: 11,236thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,288thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 12,625thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15,114thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,605thLargest Black Market: 17,228thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18,564thHighest Average Incomes: 20,866thLowest Crime Rates: 21,477th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 160th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 215th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 252nd in the regionMost Conservative: 279th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 289th in the regionMost Avoided: 296th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 341st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 370th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 374th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 403rd in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 502nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 509th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 542nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 568th in the regionMost Influential: 579th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 619th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 633rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 636th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 667th in the region

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