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187

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233

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547

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245

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130

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89

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182

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99

Homestuck

31

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52

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144

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101

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Stanistan

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In my pool

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LEGENDARY CARDS

Democratic Socialists
“Join us or go to hell.”
Editor
Most Stationary: 2nd Largest Populations: 124th Best Weather: 209th
34.469 billion Pogarians. Daily referendums, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“God was a dream of good government.”
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st Smartest Citizens: 12th Highest Poor Incomes: 12th
27.029 billion Despoticanians. Avant-garde cinema, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and parental licensing program.
Anarchy
“Artuanoj Iras La Domo”
Highest Crime Rates: 22nd Most Armed: 22nd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 25th
32.084 billion Artoonians. Free-roaming dinosaurs, keen interest in outer space, and smutty television.
Left-wing Utopia
“Quantum Satis”
Editor
Largest Publishing Industry: 294th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 329th Most Beautiful Environments: 441st
13.424 billion Gnejsians. Rum-swilling pirates, infamous sell-swords, and daily referendums.

EPIC CARDS

Corporate Police State
“My zombies are the dust beneath my feet.”
Most Efficient Economies: 2nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 388th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 395th
18.005 billion Cerberionites. Smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom and Justice”
Most Cheerful Citizens: 142nd Most Efficient Economies: 160th Highest Poor Incomes: 221st
25.946 billion New Rogernomicans. Keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Gramen artificiosum ne fumisses”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 3rd Most Inclusive: 3rd Least Corrupt Governments: 4th
30.182 billion St Stephen n Crittersians. National health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Liberty or Death! Preferably, Liberty.”
Largest Publishing Industry: 170th Least Corrupt Governments: 260th Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 290th
28.292 billion hooligans. Sprawling nuclear power plants, free-roaming dinosaurs, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Everyone will dance with the Reaper, so learn to Tango!”
Most Stationary: 234th Best Weather: 380th Most Beautiful Environments: 703rd
30.58 billion Kleinekatzenians. Compulsory military service, strictly enforced bedtime, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Let me take you down Cos I'm going to Strawberry Fields”
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 410th Most Advanced Public Transport: 491st Most Advanced Public Education: 588th
20.357 billion Strawberrians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“Blades in the dark! Blades in the dark!”
Mentor
Safest: 3,702nd Best Weather: 6,199th Most Beautiful Environments: 6,387th
16.953 billion Zarkenians. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Ork, ork, ork”
Least Corrupt Governments: 10th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 29th Most Rebellious Youth: 29th
32.532 billion Scottrickians. Daily referendums, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“All hail the August god-king of Qin!”
Most Corrupt Governments: 32nd Largest Gambling Industry: 32nd Fattest Citizens: 37th
21.682 billion Mighty Qinians. Prohibition of alcohol, triple-decker prams, and spontaneously combusting cars.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Exporting Evil Since 2002”
Largest Insurance Industry: 202nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 230th Highest Disposable Incomes: 246th
14.638 billion Elves. Smutty television, parental licensing program, and free-roaming dinosaurs.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“The heck with that.”
Least Corrupt Governments: 212th Nicest Citizens: 316th Safest: 328th
13.416 billion Ivoreans. Ban on automobiles, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Meow!”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 321st Most Rebellious Youth: 325th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 328th
26.935 billion Asylum Managerians. Rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Civil Rights Lovefest
“Neniigu la opozicion!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 21st Safest: 184th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 235th
28.989 billion Herzliyyans. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Varangiae est Imperare Orbi Universo”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 57th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 64th Least Corrupt Governments: 69th
32.536 billion Galicia-Volhynians. Museums and concert halls, deadly medical pandemics, and anti-smoking policies.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“The integral of e to the x is f of u sub n!”
Largest Welfare Programs: 30th Least Corrupt Governments: 219th Most Rebellious Youth: 280th
29.228 billion Mathematanians. Anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Psychotic Dictatorship
“Freedom is oppression”
Highest Poor Incomes: 24th Most Advanced Defense Forces: 35th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 54th
13.763 billion Aedifexes. Anti-smoking policies, keen interest in outer space, and ban on automobiles.
Corrupt Dictatorship
“I'm The Coolest Thing There Ever Was.”
Highest Poor Incomes: 110th Largest Black Market: 123rd Largest Publishing Industry: 223rd
11.81 billion Goliaths. Compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and parental licensing program.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Vitae Meae Sunt Sepulcretum Perfectum Sepultarum Sperum”
Largest Welfare Programs: 665th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 821st Highest Average Tax Rates: 882nd
13.227 billion Mundiferrorum. Complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and national health service.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Caturday is everyday”
Most Compassionate Citizens: 143rd Nicest Citizens: 170th Most Inclusive: 210th
5.532 billion Catians. Anti-smoking policies, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“We are creating our utopia: a crimeless society.”
Most Secular: 713th Most Developed: 961st Most Pacifist: 1,024th
4.129 billion Sunset Sea Islandsians. Multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, smutty television, and restrictive gun laws.
SEASON ONE

ULTRA-RARE CARDS

Civil Rights Lovefest
“Never Assume”
Largest Publishing Industry: 1,214th Least Corrupt Governments: 1,244th Most Stationary: 2,228th
17.041 billion Adirans. Keen interest in outer space, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and national health service.
Compulsory Consumerist State
“Mushrooms Are Superior”
Most Efficient Economies: 136th Largest Black Market: 208th Largest Retail Industry: 239th
18.338 billion Mushrooms. Deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and flagrant waste-dumping.
SEASON ONE
Compulsory Consumerist State
“No, Mr. Bond....I expect you to die.”
Most Stationary: 1,759th Largest Black Market: 1,792nd Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,844th
15.673 billion Goldfingerers. Barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and enslaved workforce.
Capitalizt
“Let a thousand nations bloom!”
Highest Crime Rates: 288th Most Armed: 385th Fattest Citizens: 492nd
16.587 billion people. Rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and absence of drug laws.
SEASON ONE
Left-wing Utopia
“Freedom is consequence”
Most Beautiful Environments: 20th Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 35th Best Weather: 67th
26.789 billion Humans. Compulsory vegetarianism, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
“Ich kann allem widerstehen, nur nicht der Versuchung!”
Largest Publishing Industry: 323rd Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 930th Most Cultured: 1,321st
26.717 billion Typhootanians. Museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese.
SEASON ONE
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