Spotlight on:
The Gradual Disintegration of Alan |
“Life happened.”
Category: Civil Rights Lovefest | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Strong |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: Hippy Haven |
Regional Influence: Apprentice |
The Gradual Disintegration of Alan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.598 billion Alanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of First Light. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.
The strong Alanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion single-origin chocolate bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,715 single-origin chocolate bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.
Soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alan's national animal is the malfunctioning blue keyboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Alan is ranked 46,918th in the world and 32nd in Hippy Haven for Most Stationary, with 935.4798179592 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Survivors.
- : Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Nudest.
- : Alan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Alan, Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume.
- : Following new legislation in Alan, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment.
- : Following new legislation in Alan, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers.
- : Following new legislation in Alan, soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business.
- : Alan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
- : Following new legislation in Alan, auditors are gutting every governmental department.