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The Gradual Disintegration of Alan

“Life happened.”

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Location: Hippy Haven

Regional Influence: Squire


The Gradual Disintegration of Alan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 22.863 billion Alanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of First Light. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The strong Alanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,334 trillion single-origin chocolate bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 58,371 single-origin chocolate bars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Raver DJ XStacy holds multiple medical degrees in chillaxing, solid-gold toilets are Alanian prisons' least expensive furnishings, bars are packed at all hours, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Leader to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alan's national animal is the malfunctioning blue keyboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alan is ranked 237,137th in the world and 32nd in Hippy Haven for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 297.71 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most Valuable International Artwork: 689thTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 6,172ndMost Rebellious Youth: 6,272ndLargest Populations: 6,939thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,562ndNudest: 12,039thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,079thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,502ndHighest Economic Output: 15,353rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,530thLargest Retail Industry: 19,551stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,375thSmartest Citizens: 20,883rdBest Weather: 20,906thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,272ndMost Cultured: 22,302ndMost Pacifist: 23,454thHighest Food Quality: 24,070thMost Compassionate Citizens: 24,195th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 4th in the region

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