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The Gradual Disintegration of Alan

“Life happened.”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Hippy Haven

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Gradual Disintegration of Alan is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ban on automobiles, rampant corporate plagiarism, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 26.598 billion Alanians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The City of First Light. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 28.8%.

The strong Alanian economy, worth a remarkable 1,348 trillion single-origin chocolate bars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 50,715 single-origin chocolate bars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Soup kitchens are the only things doing roaring business, police officers often head to work wearing onesies and fluffy pink bunny-slippers, hordes of tourists are ruining the environment, and Eau de Trashcan has become a wildly popular perfume. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Alan's national animal is the malfunctioning blue keyboard, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alan is ranked 46,918th in the world and 32nd in Hippy Haven for Most Stationary, with 935.4798179592 days.

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 179thTop
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Highest Crime Rates: 5,350thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,712thLargest Populations: 6,549thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,596thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,207thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,517thTop
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Nudest: 18,344thLargest Retail Industry: 18,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,910thHighest Economic Output: 20,413thBest Weather: 21,618thMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,567thMost Secular: 22,598thSmartest Citizens: 24,695thNicest Citizens: 24,721stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,080thHighest Food Quality: 25,621stMost Cultured: 28,684thMost Influential: 29,245th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the region

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