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The Gilded Lands of Alamei

“Salus populi suprema lex esto”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Gilded Lands of Alamei is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Eliana Marchesi with a fair hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.056 billion Alameians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lockwood. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Alameian economy, worth a remarkable 2,525 trillion Norrels a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 228,450 Norrels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Economists have been named Invertebrates of the Year, saying "don't do anything that Eliana Marchesi wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, skateparks can be found in every city, and Lockwood's main city thoroughfare has been blocked by a row of leyland cypresses that mysteriously appeared overnight. Crime is totally unknown. Alamei's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alamei is ranked 41,165th in the world and 1,856th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 28.87 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Most Rebellious Youth: 426thLeast Corrupt Governments: 461stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 472ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 472ndNicest Citizens: 494thMost Compassionate Citizens: 557thMost Advanced Public Education: 655thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 713thMost Cultured: 785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 787thMost Developed: 835thHealthiest Citizens: 848thSmartest Citizens: 861stMost Inclusive: 870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 887thMost Influential: 893rdMost Pacifist: 932ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 942ndMost Beautiful Environments: 955thLongest Average Lifespans: 988thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,079thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,103rdLargest Governments: 1,268thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,307thSafest: 1,517thBest Weather: 1,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,909thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,220thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,411thMost Efficient Economies: 2,874thHighest Average Incomes: 4,392ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,511thHighest Economic Output: 5,368thMost Secular: 6,349thNudest: 9,040thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,498thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,022nd
Most Rebellious Youth: 16th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 27th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 30th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionMost Cultured: 36th in the regionNicest Citizens: 37th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 39th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 44th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 45th in the regionMost Developed: 47th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 56th in the regionMost Pacifist: 57th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 62nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 67th in the regionLargest Governments: 68th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionSafest: 82nd in the regionBest Weather: 101st in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 116th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 125th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 149th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 172nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 203rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 211th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 267th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 326th in the regionMost Influential: 327th in the regionNudest: 337th in the regionMost Secular: 350th in the regionLargest Populations: 409th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 412th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 516th in the regionMost Politically Free: 867th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 878th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 956th in the region

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