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The Emirate of Al Mukalla

“Yemen is hot.”

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Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Emirate of Al Mukalla is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, rampant corporate plagiarism, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 23.404 billion Al Mukallans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Al Mukalla. The average income tax rate is 42.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Al Mukallan economy, worth a remarkable 3,743 trillion rials a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 159,938 rials, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans, the media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Al Mukalla. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al Mukalla's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is islam.

Al Mukalla is ranked 30,307th in the world and 15th in Canada for Fattest Citizens, with 14.54 Obesity Rate.

Largest Black Market: 1,642ndTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,896thMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,900thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,097thHighest Economic Output: 3,404thLargest Mining Sector: 3,415thLargest Populations: 5,136thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,368thMost Avoided: 5,686thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,784thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,851stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,388thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,898thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,299thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 12,235thLargest Insurance Industry: 12,762ndMost Devout: 14,701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,817thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 15,263rdMost Efficient Economies: 18,275thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,312thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,974th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Armed: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionFattest Citizens: 15th in the region

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