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The Islamic Soviet Union of Al-Aleppo

“Peace and Justice”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Unproven


The Islamic Soviet Union of Al-Aleppo is a huge, genial nation, renowned for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 602 million Aleppians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aleppo-Al-Aziz. The average income tax rate is 66.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Al-Aleppoan economy, worth 57.7 trillion baht a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,780 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders, nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, and every week is blindness awareness week. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Al-Aleppo's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Al-Aleppo is ranked 157,562nd in the world and 7,127th in The North Pacific for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 49.5 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Most Inclusive: 9,785thMost Compassionate Citizens: 9,880thTop
Nicest Citizens: 11,120thHealthiest Citizens: 13,607thMost Income Equality: 14,806thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,204thBest Weather: 15,268thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,374thLongest Average Lifespans: 16,031stLargest Information Technology Sector: 17,039thLowest Crime Rates: 17,358thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,137thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,541stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,110th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 561st in the regionMost Inclusive: 575th in the regionNicest Citizens: 623rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 677th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 729th in the regionBest Weather: 809th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 815th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 847th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 877th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 878th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 898th in the region

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