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The Absolute State of Aingard |
“It's the politics, stupid.”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Europe |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner |
The Absolute State of Aingard is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike with an even hand, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 10.599 billion Aingardians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansai Dorifto. The average income tax rate is 41.1%.
The frighteningly efficient Aingardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,564 trillion ainzes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 147,605 ainzes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.
The easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens", bins outnumber trees in city parks, and the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Aingard's national animal is the sakura fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Proteccshunism.
Aingard is ranked 58,106th in the world and 149th in Europe for Most Stationary, with 782.91566560032 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Aingard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Least Corrupt Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, the government is washing its hands of alleged corruption.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, government statisticians explain census inaccuracies by declaring that "Sith happens".
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, the easiest method of escaping from prison is to take singing lessons.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surike's bedroom.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, sex-ed is child's play.
- : Following new legislation in Aingard, Kansai Dorifto's back alleys are rife with sausage eating.
- : Aingard was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.