Notes for a future entry about religion in Aigania taken from results from issues

Following new legislation in Aigania, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship, there have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons', government officials are held to the highest standard of morality, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.

1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
There have been sightings of people walking around dressed in nothing but leopard-skin g-strings for 'religious reasons'.
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, books are so highly regarded in Aigania that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, straitjackets are a common religious garb.
1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, radio shows frequently feature people denouncing religion.
5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
2 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the restriction that you must be over 1.1 metres tall to ride a carnotaurus has recently been waived.
3 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, children dream of becoming physicians and physicists.
1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, blessed are the meek for they have been beaten into submission.
23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, religious people are committed to mental institutions for treatment.
1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, it's said that Chancellor Adriano Arthur can turn every pleasure into a chore. (issue #1113 recreational sex sans reproductive sex]
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, religion makes people horny.
2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, children who express a belief in Santa are labelled 'delusional cultists'.
3 days 6 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, religion is strictly forbidden within school grounds.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
Religious citizens are closely monitored for signs of self-harm.
1 minute ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".
1 day 10 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
23 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, books are so highly regarded in Aigania that libraries are often revered as holy shrines.
13 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
bemused citizens are encouraged to sing foreign-language hymns of religions they have never heard of.
Government adverts say that twelve lashes a day keeps divine wrath at bay.
Religion makes people horny.
6 days ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, there is no other place with more lab coats per square mile than former houses of worship.
it's said that Chancellor Adriano Arthur can turn every pleasure into a chore.
10 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, burnt-out forty-foot-tall wicker men dot the countryside.
15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, burning yourself alive is not okay but starving and whipping yourself is fine.
15 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, garishly-decorated government buildings are being hailed as the height of 'religious nouveau'.
5 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, left-wing militias train children how to properly burn down banks.
1 day 2 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, all you have to do is pray to get into Aigania.
1 day 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, 90% of active duty AAF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, gigantic marble churches take up almost half the land area of small villages.
2 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Aigania.
3 days 9 hours ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks.
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
Schoolchildren learn an R-rated version of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes".
Seconds ago: Following new legislation in Aigania, citizens ask "how many crooks could a nunchuck hook if a nun had nunchucks too?".

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