The Empire of Ahssn
“We don't make mistakes, just happy little accidents”
|Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Sprat
The Empire of Ahssn is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Bob Ross with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, parental licensing program, and aversion to nipples. The devout population of 2.743 billion Avrorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aurora. The average income tax rate is 84.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Avroraian economy, worth 474 trillion Bitcoins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 172,804 Bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, and serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahssn's national animal is the Cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Shinto.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law.
- : Ahssn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn Quebecshire".
- : Ahssn voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Protecting Convicted Voters".
- : Ahssn endorsed The Republic of AmManies.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content.
- : Ahssn was endorsed by The Republic of AmManies.
- : Following new legislation in Ahssn, government crews work tirelessly to retake the suburbs from organized packs of raccoons.
- : Ahssn endorsed The Empire of Rising Sakura.
- : Ahssn was endorsed by The Empire of Rising Sakura.
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