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The Principality of Ahblahblah


Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Nipper


The Principality of Ahblahblah is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.384 billion Blabians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blahttawa. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ahblahblahian economy, worth a remarkable 1,425 trillion blobs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 223,263 blobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, decongestants have replaced blobs in street transactions, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, and 100-year-old politicians are now a thing of the past. Crime is totally unknown. Ahblahblah's national animal is the human, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ahblahblah is ranked 4,815th in the world and 177th in The North Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 21 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

Most Inclusive: 169thMost Compassionate Citizens: 192ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 223rdNicest Citizens: 242ndMost Pacifist: 255thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 279thMost Beautiful Environments: 514thSafest: 568thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 573rdBest Weather: 592ndMost Developed: 698thLargest Welfare Programs: 735thSmartest Citizens: 765thMost Advanced Public Education: 786thLongest Average Lifespans: 803rdHealthiest Citizens: 811thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 836thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,058thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,187thLargest Governments: 1,253rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,278thMost Cultured: 1,300thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,466thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,741stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,822ndTop
Most Secular: 1,880thMost Efficient Economies: 2,520thLowest Crime Rates: 2,541stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,736thHighest Average Incomes: 4,686thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,815thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,338thTop
Highest Economic Output: 10,900thMost Income Equality: 14,369thMost Stationary: 14,971stNudest: 15,658thMost Influential: 15,824th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 12th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Pacifist: 17th in the regionNicest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 26th in the regionSafest: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 32nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 44th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 55th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 59th in the regionMost Cultured: 59th in the regionLargest Governments: 63rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 77th in the regionTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Secular: 97th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 126th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 139th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 177th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 224th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 341st in the regionMost Stationary: 349th in the regionNudest: 384th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 388th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 457th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 807th in the regionMost Income Equality: 864th in the region

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