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The Principality of Aguirre-Milani

“Holy is our blood.”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Location: Capitalist Paradise

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Principality of Aguirre-Milani is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, unlimited-speed roads, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 658 million Aguirreans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aguirre. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Aguirre-Milanian economy, worth 59.9 trillion Aguirrean Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 91,000 Aguirrean Lire, with the richest citizens earning 8.7 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, citizens with artificial limbs are forbidden to serve as beauty pageant judges, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions, and one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Leader's office. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aguirre-Milani's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Aguirre-Milani is ranked 165,594th in the world and 201st in Capitalist Paradise for Most Secular, with 16.11 Atheism Rate.

Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,448thRudest Citizens: 7,800thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7,988thLargest Retail Industry: 10,773rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,993rdTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 18,903rdMost Influential: 19,861st
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 21st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 14 » Sheepcote, Snorlaxia, Republica JIM, Otoro, Octal, Arbonium, Viperreich, Zenzibar, Egoistic Markets, Senexia, UNDelegate, Scientia Major, Luciferio, and Aleravia.