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The Hippie-eaters of Agressor

“We fight here, we fight there, we fight everywhere”

Category: Right-wing Utopia
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Location: The Glorious Nations of Iwaku

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Hippie-eaters of Agressor is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by a Brute with an even hand, and renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, flagrant waste-dumping, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.311 billion Agressorians are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Violencia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Agressorian economy, worth a remarkable 5,227 trillion needlesses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 234,286 needlesses, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,645,541 per year while the poor average 11,364, a ratio of 144 to 1.

Computers have been banned, former school buses now regularly shuttle kids to the nearest shopping centers to work, thousands of children die every day from easily curable illnesses, and A Brute's former secretary was last sighted on her new yacht. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Agressor's national animal is the taperecorder, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is a major religion.

Agressor is ranked 234,246th in the world and 396th in The Glorious Nations of Iwaku for Highest Drug Use, scoring 4.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Largest Insurance Industry: 542ndLargest Gambling Industry: 611thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 822ndMost Avoided: 889thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,284thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,430thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,887thHighest Economic Output: 1,887thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,943rdTop
Largest Mining Sector: 2,448thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,641stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,833rdMost Efficient Economies: 3,396thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,497thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,551stFattest Citizens: 3,569thRudest Citizens: 3,772ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,192ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,402ndMost Armed: 4,458thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,522ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 5,446thLargest Populations: 5,525thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,016thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,273rdTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 12,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 13,109thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,593rdMost Devout: 14,820thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,821stLargest Black Market: 14,913thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 17,077thLargest Governments: 17,371stMost Pro-Market: 21,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,990thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,586th
Largest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 7th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 14th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15th in the regionFattest Citizens: 18th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 30th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 31st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 36th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 37th in the regionMost Devout: 40th in the region

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