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The Shizhu Caliphate of Aglrinia

“Men Otemjej Rej Ilo Bein Kudu”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: Balder

Regional Influence: Nipper


Aglrinia was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 113

The Shizhu Caliphate of Aglrinia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Prophet Kudu with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, avowedly heterosexual populace, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.674 billion Aglrinese are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazahkbad. The average income tax rate is 72.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Aglrinian economy, worth a remarkable 4,015 trillion Beijis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 156,388 Beijis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

To 'cut off family ties' is no longer just a phrase, royals are always ready with their diamond-encrusted toilet plungers in case a royal flush doesn't work, the dessert 'Death by Chocolate' isn't the most lethal dish on the menu, and decongestants have replaced Beijis in street transactions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aglrinia's national animal is the Maned Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Islam.

Aglrinia is ranked 39,329th in the world and 1,143rd in Balder for Highest Wealthy Incomes, with 265,318 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Corrupt Governments: 616thLargest Black Market: 765thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 842ndMost Secular: 1,656thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,004thHealthiest Citizens: 2,710thTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 3,615thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,657thHighest Economic Output: 3,657thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,611thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,761stLargest Populations: 4,882ndBest Weather: 5,618thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,637thLowest Crime Rates: 5,653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,083rdMost Patriotic: 7,037thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,000thMost Developed: 8,261stLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,086thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,844thTop
Highest Average Incomes: 13,774thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,704thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,219thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,423rdSmartest Citizens: 17,676thMost Efficient Economies: 17,871stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19,972ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,956thMost Authoritarian: 23,352ndMost Conservative: 26,331stHighest Average Tax Rates: 26,388thLargest Governments: 26,965th
Most Corrupt Governments: 18th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Secular: 49th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 105th in the regionLargest Populations: 109th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 120th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 139th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 177th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 229th in the regionBest Weather: 244th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 261st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 273rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 280th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 304th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 347th in the regionMost Developed: 371st in the regionTop
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 538th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 580th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 610th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 642nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 687th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 719th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 738th in the region

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